gracehelbig:

grace-and-hannaharemyqueens:

chesterlsee:

grace-and-hannaharemyqueens:

She would only stop crying if I played chesterlsee how fucking cute! Pls help me get Chester to see this

This.

CHESTER OMFG IT’S 12:44am RN I CANNOT

TOO MUCH

the-citythatneversleeps:

i may:

  • have bigger boobs than you
  • have a large butt
  • own clothes a couple sizes bigger than you
  • take up a bit more space on the bus
  • have chubby cheeks
  • and stomach rolls

but that doesn’t make me any less of a person

(via parkingstrange)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via parkingstrange)

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

image

(via asian)

s-kinnie:

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

(via miss-hades)